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NUCLEAR SECRET GOTTA CATCH EM ALL -


TAGS: north korea pokemon kim jong il nuclear
Rating: 2.95/5

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AA - October 20, 2009, 3:31 pm
herrooooo!! I hate you, arec barwin!!


OVERCOMPENSATING? - For some reason, I don't think he's overcompensating.


TAGS: peter north ferrari
Rating: 2.8/5

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MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:56 am
It's okay...Your in the barrel tonight though...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:26 am
yeah, I know who that is, I'm bad, I'm naughty, I've, I've, I've, seen p***. She made me watch it! There I said it. Happy now?
MissRed - May 25, 2010, 10:15 am
That's abit sad that you know who that is...
GreyScorpion - May 25, 2010, 10:01 am
that car is the trophy for the AVN Plumbers award for laying the most pipe in 24 hours, it's Peter North
Viper - May 24, 2010, 11:50 pm
still a guy le douche


COMMUNISM - Yeah, great idea...


TAGS: north korea communism
Rating: 3.38/5
Treehodger - March 17, 2010, 2:09 am
Communism is a great idea. --- On paper. Problem is, with so much control, those in charge lose focus of the people.
Derek - December 30, 2009, 5:05 pm
Totalitarian communism reveals its fruit
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 2:13 am
Pecan?
Bah - October 9, 2009, 2:10 am
Modern China's more capitalist than we are. No unemployment, no national health care, no social security unless you were a government employee. They have a simple, easy and understandable economic plan: GET A JOB. ...Also, Manchuria is a rural region.
RandomApe - October 7, 2009, 4:49 pm
Looks like there are more lights in SK than in China
Jihad Joe - April 14, 2009, 3:22 am
China, the big shiny thing in to the north...
Porcelina - March 10, 2009, 9:51 pm
People like ''gawd'' are the reason that I am pro abortion.
gawd - March 10, 2009, 9:41 pm
because the usa won't nuke themselves
Dalek - March 10, 2009, 8:02 pm
Communists go to bed early, the free get to party ALLLLL NIIIIIIGHT LOOOOOONG!


manipulation -


TAGS: north korea manipulation control
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

maoworks2 - June 9, 2014, 1:49 pm
Good Old Fearless Leader, You Got It Right George With This Clown .
chickenlittle - June 8, 2014, 3:22 pm
Thanks RL!
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:24 am

love it


SANCTIONS - "Ok, Irr pray arong"


TAGS: kim jong il north korea sanctions
Rating: 2.57/5

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mattb - July 3, 2009, 8:35 pm
HOW DARE YOU INSULT DEAR READER, DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW f***ING BUSY I AM, I HAVE HANS BRIX BREATHING DOWN MY NECK, NORTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA, RONG RIVE DEAR READER
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:47 am
Sanctions against 2nd- or 3rd- world countries... What do you take away from a country that has nothing?


Strike Plan -




NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima




GET YOUR TICKETS FAST - aircanada


TAGS: north
Rating: 4.48/5

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Denmark -




In The South... -


TAGS: mosquitoes up north sh**gun south meat
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:19 pm
Shucks, first liar ain't got a chance.
SLOHAND62 - April 26, 2013, 6:17 pm
MMMMM slathered with some Kentucky bourbon BBQ sauce, med rare over wood chips... 5 L's for the fright and lunch reminder lol
rerun - April 26, 2013, 5:47 pm

LOL, true


STOP....THATS NOT HOW YOU PLAY... -


TAGS: pat a cake northkorea imjong un
Rating: 4.9/5

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MPsniper - January 20, 2012, 8:10 pm
"tubby"
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 1:07 pm
Fearless Leader Aka Tuby .


THOSE WHO IGNORE HISTORY.. - Are doomed to repeat it.


TAGS: humour history communism kim jong un north korea
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by eskippy

SteveFurlong - May 16, 2012, 1:07 pm
The cake is a lie!
maoworks2 - May 16, 2012, 12:46 pm
Fearless Leader Is A Cake !


CANADIAN WINTERS -


TAGS: it the great white north eh
Rating: 4.29/5

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TheGoat - March 9, 2010, 1:40 am
Actually you've got more snow than we do - 2 weeks ago my daughter tried to go to Gettysburg - which was under 6" of snow!
agdaniele - March 8, 2010, 8:24 pm
5L


NORTH POLE - "I TOLD YOU GUYS WE SHOULD HAVE TURNED LEFT AT ALBUQUERQUE."


TAGS: albuquerque north pole submarine
Rating: 2.3/5


meanwhile at the north pole -


TAGS: tension builds up at the north pole between santa and the tender
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
EmilioDumphque - September 9, 2013, 5:30 pm
Hire Alphonse! He's got a doe and fawns to feed.
MissPriss - September 9, 2013, 4:25 pm
Where'd ya get the pic of GaryO? Published author, member of (somewhat) good standing at motifake and now this? Well deserved 5L crotchety for proving ya can dress 'em up but ya can't take em' anywhere cuz the clothes don't make the man!
lgvernon - September 9, 2013, 11:35 am

WOOOOT!~~I have actually experienced directors like this. I'm a vocalist and I'm sometimes asked to perform with local orchestras. There have been a couple of these guys over the years. Their vitriol has never been directed at me, but still...5LaLaLaLaLas


MADE IT MA -


TAGS: northpole submarine white heat cagney
Rating: 4.26/5

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GySgt1811 - April 5, 2011, 11:10 am
Nautilus...90 North. (Cool!)


SECURITY - MUCH MORE INTIMIDATING WHEN THEY LOOK LIKE BLACKJACK DEALERS




KIM JONG IL - He's got nuclear on the brain !!


TAGS: kim jong il nuclear brain north korea leader
Rating: 2.54/5

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wtf? - June 14, 2009, 2:16 am
im not sure if this is ph**oshoped or not cause that dude is weird enough to do that


CROSSOVERS - Nowdays there is a serious competition between official ones and fanmade ones




NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY - Has an annual Holocaust.


TAGS: northeastern university holocaust
Rating: 1.81/5

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Ixnay Hombre. - May 26, 2009, 10:32 am
Yes, yes. The meat, I'm sure, will be jews-cee.
mike - October 5, 2008, 12:03 am
agamemnon ftw!
Agamemnon218 - August 27, 2008, 10:02 am
Bring a side dish. Meat will be provided.


EARTH'S BEAUTY -


TAGS: northern lights great white north beer hoser
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Faceplant31 - April 23, 2010, 12:57 am
Agreed, but that is where the loving wife or gf plays a key role. 5L


LIVING IN TEEPEES AT -37F . . . - . . .naaaaahhhh, I'm good. If you need me, I'll be in Cancun.


TAGS: northern lights teepees canada yukon cold frozen cancun
Rating: 3.25/5

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snyderguyz - November 9, 2009, 6:34 pm
Actually, I live in Minnesota - the Cancun reference was for humor. However, before Obama takes all my $$ I'd like to see both the Yukon and NW territories. P.S. Already have visited Toronto, Montreal,Ottawa, Halifax and B.C-Canada is a fun place.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
They call that water as well.
CANADA - November 9, 2009, 4:48 pm
and leave that gut rot whiskey you drink at home too
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
I think they call that Water....
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:16 pm
Canadian beer that is, not the stuff you Americans consider beer.
MrRandom - November 9, 2009, 3:15 pm
Bring beer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 3:12 pm
Well, If you ever man up and feel you can take a little cold you're welcome to visit.


SOLAR FLARES - Activity on the Sun that may one day seal our doom.


TAGS: also helps create northern lights the tv show
Rating: 2.7/5

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Derek - May 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
- Or even the inactivity. We're fussy like that.


NORTH KOREA -




Permanent Vacation -


TAGS: cold winter canada frozen great white north
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2014, 3:16 pm
Dam right Moo(?)!! and you don't even have to go into the house for a nice cold beer. Pull 1 from the drift beside the BQer, hold in your armpit for a minute to thaw and enjoy! Your place or mine this weekend?
CloudchaserS - January 20, 2014, 4:50 am
When it's 65 out, I can be going 70 on my motorcycle and all I need is a jacket.
Silverheart - January 19, 2014, 8:35 pm

Chilly today, 65° and sunny. :)
lgvernon - January 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

Here in Wyoming, this is barbecue weather.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 19, 2014, 4:44 pm
We have picnics in what RL calls cold. Right Prissy?
Reality Lord - January 19, 2014, 4:38 pm

and it took a canadian to make this...go figure. it was actually colder in my city a couple of weeks back than it was on Mars.


EMPATHY -


TAGS: springtime north humor
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - October 13, 2014, 11:55 am

I live in Wyoming, Edge. Don't rub it in.
Thedge - October 13, 2014, 2:08 am
Am in Baguio, Philippines. Average high - 72F. Low - 65F. Guess it might be a nose rub. Sorry Canucks, been there, done that. Now, I don't EVEN check my anti-freeze! Oh yeah, the post... A priest from Winnepeg?
steve1961 - April 12, 2014, 11:03 pm
Not sure if conversation is still about weather or dating...
lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 1:00 am

Oh, I had a late night date with Crown last night. Whew...
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 12:50 am
My barometer went into high alert about 3 sh**s of rye back. I hear the weather warnings...I know I'll certainly be drinking. Never has been wrong yet...tee hee hic!
lgvernon - April 12, 2014, 12:46 am

LOL~~We're in for the same thing, starting tomorrow night. 2 to 4 inches through Sunday. So far, my leg hasn't started to ache. It's my barometer.
MissPriss - April 12, 2014, 12:40 am
Thanks for the jinx lg...as I type we are expecting snow to start and carry on throughout Saturday with accumulations of up to 10cm (4 inches)...Winterpeg indeed.


Northpark -


TAGS: north korea
Rating: 4.85/5

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xnavygunner - March 8, 2014, 6:14 pm
Win!!
Oldsod - March 6, 2014, 6:35 am
Dayum...wish I'd thought of it...
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 8:52 pm
Yeah, good
JesusWept - March 5, 2014, 3:46 pm
HAHA! Good one, demon! L L L L L


HA HA HA -




NORTH KOREANS -




NYC TRAIN DERAILMENT -




"MARK MY WORDS" - "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama...Watch, we're gonna have an international crisis, a generated crisis, to test the mettle of this guy." -Joe Biden


TAGS: obama iran russia north korea venezuela politics president not ready
Rating: 3.25/5

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LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 2:42 pm
d*** our system of going with the lowest bidder for our weapons systems!!!
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 2:41 pm
"Sitting on a nuclear missile" eh? So if they launch it, are you some sort of primitive guidance system? Is it like steering a sled? A length of rope and you just pull in the direction you want to turn? Do they call you a "HaarHaar"? *giggles*
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:57 am
be glad for the company.
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:56 am
Oy! I'm in the middle of nowhere, sitting on a nuclear missile (yeah, a northern tier base), but I'm not too worried. This area is remarkably resistant to recession. Horrid place to be in boom times, though. But hey, if someone wants to come for me, I'll
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 3:20 am
Oh, I'm sure some little liberal b***-kisser has already started sending my MotiFake posters to the email address provided on that cited White House blog site. It's a matter of hours before the black helicopters start showing up.
Sean - August 8, 2009, 1:26 am
Careful WTFO, the Obama admin will be ***ping yer phones soon. Only a matter of time before that Nazi tactic is employed. His admin will claim that it makes you safer ... but isn't that what they always say?
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:31 am
Germany, and in the U.S. when J. Edgar Hoover was running the House Unamerican Boards. This is a very scary group of far-left zealots that are running this country and I fear the damages will be felt for generations.
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:29 am
White House (regardless of the office that receives it) becomes part of the permanent record, Obama's Admin is collecting info on Americans that disagree with him. That tactic has been used in the past. Turning in your neighbors was done in Russia, Nazi
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:28 am
More disturbing than anything else is at this website www.whitehouse.gov/blog/facts-are-stubborn-things They have set up an email address so citizens can report other citizens "fishy" statements about health care. Since everything that is sent to the
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:26 am
I disagree that I am certainly not in a better place now than 1 year ago. He is cutting the budget to the DoD including the F-22 program (while Congress added $500M more than requested by the AF to build passenger planes that they fly on).
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:23 am
on that point after claiming that program was a violation of the Constitution when Bush implemented it. I have a poster about that very topic.
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:22 am
Haar, around 90% of the country isn't being impacted by all the emergencies and catastrophes he keeps using to pass more spending that all previous Presidents combined. Also, the wire ***ping program has been expanded by BHO. Funny how the media is silent
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:21 am
have more respect even if I disagree with his positions. In these two cases he supported the continued oppression of people who wanted to be free. Well, maybe he is consistent then, my fault.
WTFO - August 8, 2009, 12:20 am
E-H, you forgot to mention that Pres Obama failed to say anything in support of the Iranian people dying in the streets for a fair election the week prior to him speaking out against the overthrow of the Venezualian dictator. If he was consistent, I would
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 11:00 am
president to gtfo. Instead of supporting people that didn't want this guy becoming 'president for life', our president instead condemns them. Their president was deep in bed with cuba and venezuala. That 'Do nothing' approach is going to cause problems
Ed-Hyde - August 7, 2009, 10:58 am
Doing nothing is an extremely dangerous approach. Things haven't changed too much since 'speak softly and carry a big stick'. The scariest thing to me is what happened in Honduras. The people (congress, military, judiciary) stood up and told their
Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 10:49 am
she did take a month off between them. I still have my guns. My fire department is gaining ground. I don't think my phone is ***ped any more, but who knows? In my case, who cares? I'm better off than I was at this time last year. The world hasn't ended.
Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 10:45 am
Granted, you did, to be fair. But we've been hearing it for awhile now, and I've not seen a complete American capitulation to North Korea. My neighborhood isn't being run by an Afghan cabal. Hell, I even got a raise recently. Wife switched jobs, though
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:45 pm
examples (Iran, N. Korea, Russia, and the pirates you mentioned) I'm correct in his weak responses 75% versus 25%. At least that is what my calculator shows me, bud.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:44 pm
Haar, are you forgetting that after the pirates were sh** that I posted comments that praised BHO's decision? I'm fair minded and will give recognition when deserved. However, your percentages are false and without proof. Even if we look just at the 4
Haarakkon - August 6, 2009, 11:53 am
WTFO, you made the same comments 24 hours prior to the resolution of the Somali pirate incident. The problem with crying wolf is it turns you into a martyr 99.99999% of the time. The other .00001% you're a prophet or the founder of a new religion.
WTFO - August 6, 2009, 12:35 am
AK, absolutely. These psych**ic dictators are pushing to see what they can get away with. BHO's lack of action shows weakness and they will push even farther and become a bigger danger to the US and the rest of the world. BHO is failing at National Sec.
Agent K - August 1, 2009, 3:09 am
is it really a test if he does absolutely nothing...which is what happened in all these situations...i'm just saying.
WTFO - August 1, 2009, 2:55 am
Don't know. It wasn't my week to watch him.
rerun - July 31, 2009, 9:27 pm

and where is Culos?
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 9:19 pm
BTW, Porcelina. I've been recovering from back surgery, which is why I haven't been posting regularly. Recovering nicely though and will be back to putting Timmys back in their place on a more routine basis again soon I hope.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:44 am
Anyone whose identity is that pathetic just proves that he has no facts to back up a position, just attacks. Therefore, not worth counter-attack.
Porcelina - July 29, 2009, 4:31 pm
What a generalization you have there. What's the title for this... oh yeah, sheep. What happened to WTFO? he hasn't posted in forever!
knowitall - July 29, 2009, 4:28 pm
WTFO's a***yses and facts are 100% accurate. anyone who disagrees is not only stupid, but stubborn.
FUCK WTFO - July 29, 2009, 3:36 pm
(USER BANNED - for racist comments)
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:17 pm
puts lives in danger.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:17 pm
ship was in 1804 off the coast of Libya (Tripoli, at that time). As Beck pointed out we sent the marines, jacked those muslim terrorists up and they haven't had the balls to try it again until now. Further proof that rapprochement and weakness in the US
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:15 pm
Let's add the attempted capture of a US flagged ship and the ransom demand of its captured American captain. Even Somali pirates aren't afraid of the US since the election of the great appeaser. Of note, the last documented pirate attack of a US flagged
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:00 pm
backing them are viewed as weakness to be exploited. Wake the hell, up BvT. It's a dangerous world. You passivists beliefs when carried out in policy like BHO is doing puts this country and the world in harm's way.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 6:58 pm
down and have cordial relations with dangerous regimes. Iran states they want to "wipe Israel off the map", but you want to have tea with them. Research the cultures of Russia, China, Iran, N. Korea, and the rest of the Middle East. Talks without strength
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 6:56 pm
in that nut-job building a nuclear weapons program. Also, your other points, China had nukes before nuclear proliferation laws were passed and India and Pakistan built nuclear weapons on Clinton's watch. It is complete ignorace to believe that you can sit
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
hostages being held for 444 days. They released them only after Reagan won the election because they knew he would level them. Clinton used rapprochement with N. Korea which is how Kim Jong Il got a nuclear reactor for "power purposes" only. That resulted
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 6:53 pm
BvT (isn't that an underwear, or is the BVD). You and the President mistakenly believe that you can have cordial relations with psych**ic dictators. You bot are extremely naive. Carter tried to use rapprochement with the Iranians and it resulted in US
Baron von Tofurkey - April 11, 2009, 3:34 am
so instead of engaging in rapprochement (look it up), this poster argues going to war with the DPRK and Iran. BRILLIANT f***in idea. Did anyone miss that India, pakistan, and China have nukes? Can we quit being retarded please?
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:56 am
I don't wish to argue, just impart my thoughts for your consideration. Thanks for the discussion, bud.
agdaniele - March 30, 2009, 12:44 am
I definitely don't claim to have a lot of insider knowledge, I just listen to military friends as well as friends who have done business in the mid-east and China. Still, I give your asessment 100% validity, and can't counter-argue it convincingly.
agdaniele - March 30, 2009, 12:41 am
We will get hit again, and it's foolish to not think so. However, the true muslim threat lies in Asia, which boasts almost 69% of the world's muslim population. It's a stretch, but I the middle east will give in to capitalism, which is happening now.
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:07 am
not just my opinions. I have been serving for over 15 yrs and have done extensive study on our weapon systems and tactics as well as the weapons and tactics of our enemies. I wish I could paint a rosier picture but it just isn't there.
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:05 am
on about the exporting their nukes. As for Iran, most likely Isreal will take care of them like they did Syria. The biggest threat from them to the US is them giving the nuclear material to terrorists to bring them to our shores. Unfortunately, these are
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:02 am
defend against cruise missiles, just ballistic. As for N. Korea the missile they claim they are using to launch a comm. satellite is also the largest ballistic missile they've built and should be able to reach Hawaii and our West Coast. Also you are spot
WTFO - March 30, 2009, 12:00 am
the US is very real. The Tu-160 Blackjack is capable of carrying 12 Air Launched Cruise Missiles (ALCMs) that can be fitted with nuclear warheads. Our warning systems couldn't respond that quick. We can't use Patriot batteries either because they can't
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 11:52 pm
While I agree that this move is probably posturing for leverage to get the US to scrap plans for missile defense systems in Eastern Europe (which would prevent them from threatening Eastern block nations like they did to Georgia last year, the threat to
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 11:51 pm
Not bad points however I think you overestimate our security and underestimate our enemies. With a former KGB leader (Putin) running a shadow govt in Russia they are definitely trying to restart the Cold War and firmly place themselves as our enemy.
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 8:46 pm
I think we need to rebuild militarily and economically. Our intelligence communities have done a good job keeping people and WMDs out of the U.S. The only danger comes from cutting their budgets. Reel in our battered troops, and be american for awhile.
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 8:41 pm
And Iran... I hate to say it, but the U.S. really did a number on them. Religious fanatacism aside, they are not a threat to us... just the rest of the middle east.
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 8:38 pm
And as far as nuclear threat from Korea. If they export, yes. If not, they can only end up like Iran's nuclear program did (courtesy of Israel).
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 8:37 pm
It's a possibility. But despite posturing, Russia is far from an enemy, much less a capable enemy. Bombers are, thanks to our military technology, useless... even at that range. We'd have countermeasures in the air before they cleared their own coast.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:36 pm
Back to the poster though, I think these 3 events within the 1st 2 months of Obama's Presidency shows what our enemies think about the President's "mettle". Kinda scary to me.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:34 pm
I'm with you. Intelligent debate is my first preference. It's a great break from last night. I started with logic and facts with a moron and it turned South from there. Not saying he didn't deserve the trashing he got, but if it can be avioded it should.
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 7:29 pm
Not at all... I'm always appreciative of intelligent counter-points. I just tend to try and clarify my point sometimes.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:27 pm
AD, just caught up to your last post (4:21). I don't claim innocence but I do believe we have good intentions in most actions. I wasn't trying to insinuate that you are anti-military. I have seen no evidence of that from you, sorry I implied otherwise.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:24 pm
borders while the UN issued empty threats and sat around with thier thumbs up their collective b***.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:24 pm
were WMDs in Iraq. The UN, Clintons, Congress, China, Russia, English and many other nations believed the same thing. Hell, he used Chem weapons on Iraqis in the '90s. I have to wonder if the weapons program Saddam did have made its way across one of his
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:22 pm
A significant point to be made regarding the CIA is that the Congress didn't fund the rebuilding efforts in Afghan that the CIA planned for. Not sure what you are referencing regarding Russia's stockpile. As for the WMD's the world's intel all said there
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 7:21 pm
We don't deserve to be attacked, but we're far from innocent. Me? I am very pro-military action. It works. It's why we are as safe as we are. That, and the NSA.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:20 pm
down our arms, these psych**ic regimes will be our buddies. Hostile nations are always looking to destroy us. For example, China engages in constant cyber attacks in this country.
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 7:18 pm
Agreed, WTFO. There are legitimate threats. But let's not forget that the CIA helped alienate Al-Qaeda during the Russian-Afghan conflict, and also with-held info about Russia's weapon stockpile being an illusion, as well as Iraqi WMD's.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:18 pm
Liberals and the media try to hid that fact or try to shift blame onto the US like we deserve to be attacked for all our "evils". Admittedly, there have been mistakes made by the US that piss some off, but that does not mean that if we say sorry and lay
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 7:15 pm
AD, I'd also like to respectfully disagree with your a**ertion that "we need a threat". The threats we face are not generated from within the US, this world is very dangerous and these threats to our national security and way of life are very real.
WTFO - March 29, 2009, 6:53 pm
I hope we do increase military spending (granted that shows my self interest since I wear the uniform). Unfortunately, the rumblings around the Pentagon right now is a 15% cut for FY10 in the DoD budget. At a time of war, that equates to dead servicemen.
agdaniele - March 29, 2009, 11:40 am
This has been ongoing since the collapse of the Soviet Union. We need a threat. It provides justification for the high cost of military spending... which we all should support. China is our next Russia.


GREAT WHITE NORTH -


TAGS: white north
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sean - January 12, 2009, 5:32 pm
Not if you don't CALL first.
RON - January 12, 2009, 5:22 pm
My favorite...
Haarakkon - November 24, 2008, 11:17 pm
"Hoser" billboard company?
RON - November 24, 2008, 7:45 pm
I get the guest house in the back...the one with the ice skating rink...lol


MUSHROOMS OVER CHICAGO - "North Star's mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom. . .over. . Chicago"- Sean




THE NORTH FACE - Are you kidding me?




NORTH AMERICA - "God, i wish i was loved" Ok... Let's bomb for love.


TAGS: northe america loved
Rating: 1.72/5

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Sho - December 12, 2011, 5:53 pm
They can only impress themselves with the amount of war they have won. No one else cares
I hate you all - April 24, 2009, 4:43 am
Politics and religion have no place in a website like this because they are mostly populated by ignorant, inadequate, complete wastes of a perfectly good spermatozoa. Actually there's no place for religion anywhere, we should be over that crap by now
a - January 31, 2009, 8:06 pm
we won the spanish-american war idiot
Matters_Not - December 27, 2008, 6:57 am
your all stupid.
Meh - November 19, 2008, 3:23 am
Why are you trying to fight wars that have nothing to do with the US of A? Oh yes, oil, money, greed. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink... we get it.
The White Ranger - October 23, 2008, 12:00 am
To finish off my last comment. They didn't win, but there's no denying we sure as hell didn't
The White Ranger - October 22, 2008, 11:58 pm
very few coountries have ever won any significant war on their own. Hell even fewer countries have ever been involved in any major wars on their own. As far as Nam goes. They didn't take any land and they didn't alter our government in anyway so I say the
DeadNewEra - September 22, 2008, 12:15 am
We won the Mexican-American war on our own. America is the leading force in all the U.N.'s real military matters, the U.N.'s Stormtroopers basically.
Pardon - September 16, 2008, 8:58 am
What wars have the yanks ever won on their own?. They f***ed up Iranian Hostage Rescue, and wtf was Grenada all about ?
Andre - September 16, 2008, 8:50 am
You really think you won Vietnam?
Griffon2-6 - September 3, 2008, 5:07 pm
Actually, most countries in the world run to Russia for help when they can't win their conflicts on their own. SkunkApe is probably Texan and thinks that the world consists of NATO.
Captain Whitey - June 17, 2008, 11:40 am
Aside from Vietnam, which we shouldn't have been in, anyway, we won plenty of our own battles, wars, etc. Granted, Xerius is probably one of those Englishmen who got pissed because his ancestors lost to a bunch of stoned farmers in the 1700's.
Xerius - June 17, 2008, 6:30 am
Why do we need america to fight our battles, america hasn't won a war on its own yet
SkunkApe - June 3, 2008, 1:06 pm
Everybody wants to b**** when America takes action worldwide, but who does everyone run to for help when they can't fight their own d*** battles? America, of course! What a bunch of hypocrites!!!
Neal - May 17, 2008, 2:27 pm
g**... just g**. I bet you aren't the life of the party, are you?!?


Gangnam Gone -




Poltergeist -


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Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 1:39 am
That guy... is scary as hell. Wacko, tenth degree black belt, in scary.
GaryO - October 21, 2014, 4:22 pm
good poster


High Tech -


TAGS: hightech northkorea military
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - April 16, 2017, 1:59 pm
Uh-oh, they figured out Pong. We're better watch out for these guys, they might be a threat (in 30 years maybe).
JesusWept - April 3, 2017, 9:33 am
Thanks for all votes!
concern3 - April 3, 2017, 8:47 am
It’s getting scary, UP yours


Trouble -


TAGS: north korea trouble
Rating: 4.9/5

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concern3 - August 26, 2015, 2:30 am
Very funny a 5er
JesusWept - August 25, 2015, 8:23 pm
No problem. Thanks for the 5er ;)
MissPriss - August 25, 2015, 8:14 pm
Thanks for the 5L giggle Jesus.


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Canada -


TAGS: canada usa leading world north
Rating: 4.86/5

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mizzdizz - January 26, 2015, 5:24 am
Even worse, we bought it from Russia! LOL!
MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:19 pm
Yeah, 'bout that...you do know we gave that away right? We already have enough provinces that are cold and dark most of the year...teehee.
MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:16 pm
'specially a melon like yours dear...teehee.
MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:14 pm
What side of that border are you poking fun at eh?
EmilioDumphque - January 23, 2015, 3:22 am
"The retarded giant at our doorstep"
Greeny - January 22, 2015, 10:13 pm
everybody needs a hat
mizzdizz - January 22, 2015, 8:28 pm
Still South of Alaska! teehee!


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TAGS: interview sony north korea attack
Rating: 4.85/5

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mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 5:16 am
New parking lot, curtesy of the Navy!
Oldsod - December 23, 2014, 6:20 pm
Thanks, RL! Not only should we smack 'em harder, I vote we use fish.
Reality Lord - December 23, 2014, 4:39 pm

i regret that i have but one 5 Lion to give this. one tip....smack'em harder next time....they deserve it.
Oldsod - December 23, 2014, 11:34 am
None of the theaters that cancelled are, nor is Paramount, which withheld "Team America" from at least one theater. Feel free to PM me...I feel this could be an interesting debate!
EmilioDumphque - December 23, 2014, 1:13 am
Sony isn't Hollywood.


Tweedle Dee & Tweedle Dum -




Float -


TAGS: north korea float it
Rating: 4.25/5

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JesusWept - December 23, 2014, 1:30 am
Nor do i lol. Thanks!
Thedge - December 22, 2014, 1:06 pm
I don't see that ending well. 5'd


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